Sunday, May 11, 2008

Never Argue With A Woman

One morning the husband returns the boat to the cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies (thinking, "isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day, Ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

hat tip: Doll


Giacomo Casanova said...

Actually, even if they don't read or think much, arguing is pointless with women.

Two famous rules:

1) A woman is always right.
2) When a woman is wrong, refer to rule 1.

Of course, we men know better, and that's why masturbation was invented. :-)

Jacob Da Jew said...

Nice! I think I'll throw this one up on my joke blog.

Leora said...

This cracked me up. :-)

come running said...

So true.

Can't wait to see it there.

Of course, it did. You're an intelligent woman.

smoo said...

Very funny but I'll take my chances.

(sirens wailing in the distance...)